About Me (Or, How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love Narcissism)

Simulated Question & Answer

What do you look like?

Something like this:

(I am one of the tiny people in the background.)

Why is your site so bare and tacky?

I prefer content over style. Also, graphical design is not my strong suit.

I want to contact you because I love you/hate you/am indifferent to you. How do I do this?

Let me know: dancingdaniel <at> gmail.